How to reject guys - ZT
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> > > HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it
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" ^, E- u% p' }0 d/ u> > > SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same
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9 A# P) `6 l4 t& p, m* ]> > > HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? 3 v2 j8 _9 k6 p1 I: Y( I, {
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> > > SHE: I must've been given your share. : E, z# J r H/ u! N4 V" e$ p2 Q; @' r
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> > > HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
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> > > HE: Your face must turn a few heads. $ }4 `) `) g% U4 d
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K) b: h5 B& W( W' g: @> > > SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. U$ }0 }( j- u' Q0 i: Z
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" q' T6 K$ O% u+ P! K' ?6 ~> > > HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
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> > > SHE: Okay, get out. 2 U: _; Z" }9 B3 V( A' V1 h$ V( j. M2 T
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> > > HE: I think I could make you very happy. ; \# w5 D) D8 c0 L
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> > > HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? 6 q% f" k: ~. @' F$ Y1 ]1 R( J6 H: v
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> > > SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same 2 Q+ e. u" y9 B- ] w
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5 m+ A5 ]# y& P> > > HE: Can I have your name? ) {2 D4 j# p1 l7 y6 i: h3 }# E' a b
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> > > SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? $ X0 ?% `& P1 d3 i9 M8 H3 l4 L3 J
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> > > HE: Shall we go see a movie? " Q `& {$ u4 x$ L- c
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> > > SHE: I've already seen it. 3 J: I/ i% E1 f: w& U4 [ m1 s2 G
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> > > SHE: Hiding from you. 7 t- d, ~' {( G" V, F7 p9 T2 m# L- G- U
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> > > HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
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> > > SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. / B( D: z: z0 O1 J: \
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> > > HE: Is this seat empty? 2 H# [6 {6 e0 V1 v5 s& T
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> > > SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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> > > HE: So, what do you do for a living?
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) i' Y2 g& m5 T j> > > SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
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> > > HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? 6 u7 U& \, f: l1 b# K1 X
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> > > SHE: Do not enter.
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% C7 i1 L8 v: N. D> > > HE: Your body is like a temple.
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> > > SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
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> > > HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
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> > > SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. # }+ }: R/ d& f1 j: s) ]- b( w+ ]
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> > > HE: Where have you been all my life? ) y6 C+ V* a7 A! B/ T% T
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> > > SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your 8 f/ [- U$ b: Z: ]% M5 B. a
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