So whats with marriage?献给想要结婚的男同胞们, 望三思而后行
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. + X/ \6 h- U( s9 [4 R
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"That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. "
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David Bissonette
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"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. "8 u) _+ |& l G% O1 [. N+ s) ~
: i6 g3 {6 `# Y; d! r( f4 a0 aSacha Guitry
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"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. "
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Hemant Joshi
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. n: m* F& a' e( r+ w7 `"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. "
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Socrates , u) @3 C i8 S' O: f
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"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
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Dumas
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H7 e3 U% g$ A0 U5 Y; r7 d"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? "
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0 ]6 V' @1 c/ f"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. '
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Anonymous
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 6 m& {: C6 y- S! l* L8 }2 u) g
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Henry Youngman * h9 k/ ]/ ]& U$ q# [% e
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
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& l$ ^* C, Z! H6 p7 `$ n8 zSam Kinison
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- q/ r- {' {( e% C) m"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
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James Holt McGavran
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." 6 s2 D/ @# j: P, x8 i. G: c' A+ R
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Patrick Murray
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# R7 ? o2 \! O) S7 _- g$ T- n- B"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. "
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6 h1 F5 h+ J2 b( {' f"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ". Z/ |5 Z5 w% B# h& b
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"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. "
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Henny Youngman
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"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. "
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3 t x; C5 v$ Q @Rodney Dangerfield
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, C8 I/ v/ X5 \3 i! n"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
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Milton Berle
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"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. "
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'A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." '8 ]- t1 |" r1 a/ H3 `. l9 w( Y
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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