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黑暗天使 发表于 2008-6-26 15:37

17 things the perfect gf would say - ZT

1. I'll swallow it all - I love the taste.?1hS.| R9T
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?{)@I3@J:|t(e |[7Z
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my fanny. g!t8`+^u+K/i#uX3q
4. Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porn film, a case of beer and have my best friend over for a threesome.G0Hq%| qw
5. If I don't get to blow you soon I'll kill myself!O+m"S@!Mb&Z
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?p0T/b'UQBJ
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
H Xf AA^ 8. I'd rather watch you and your mates watch sport and serve the beers to you than go shopping. 8SV`5g/R(m~
9. Let's subscribe to the porn channels.\-l R sR:e!D
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girl friend?
K;n;j-EGz 11. Let's go shopping so you can look at the women's asses.o@"m Blg9Mj
12. I love it when you play sport on Saturday - I just wish you had time to play on Sunday too! \ Ri^f
13. Darling, our new neighbor's daughter is sun bathing again come see! T5N4RklA@ X A&g
14. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.P7Un"e([&o,O#[W/u
15. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself some new gadgets. Q/JF4J s? |4} x
16. That was a great fart! Do another one.
WI.uz,t,`,K] 17. I signed up for Yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head

间或。 发表于 2008-6-26 22:08

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\ l"HuF%] ......is it just based on sex?

☆永恒的雪☆ 发表于 2008-6-26 23:16

haha but too bad this would never happen in real world...sorry guys!!39.gif

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-6-27 16:11

[quote]原帖由 [i]☆永恒的雪☆[/i] 于 2008-6-26 22:16 发表 [url=http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=2992415&ptid=78417][img]http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
i7[\7Aemonp'D haha but too bad this would never happen in real world...sorry guys!!39.gif [/quote]
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haha you crashed their hopes so much no one's bothering replying anymore ...

间或。 发表于 2008-6-27 16:40

4. Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porn film, a case of beer and have my best friend over for a threesome.Na$?bM/kggB
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%s+dM2LXN8s-w[b`O I love this....

1of2wewe 发表于 2008-6-28 00:30

mannn 还3SOME~~真的是做梦里面都不可能发生的事~~#zwzLfq
~~34.gif 继续幻想把

dalglish 发表于 2008-6-28 18:51

If only i have such a perfect gf...34.gif34.gif

haze 发表于 2008-6-28 21:38

hmmm.... guess I'll never be the "perfect" girlfriend....~~

吉祥 发表于 2008-6-29 02:06

第一条无敌了.............

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-6-29 02:26

原来吉祥哥喜欢人swollow啊。。。 八卦以下 哈哈 39.gif

吉祥 发表于 2008-6-29 03:21

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