17 things the perfect gf would say - ZT
1. I'll swallow it all - I love the taste.?1hS.| R9T2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?{)@I3@J:|t(e |[7Z
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my fanny.g!t8`+^ u+K/i#uX3q
4. Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porn film, a case of beer and have my best friend over for a threesome.G0Hq%| qw
5. If I don't get to blow you soon I'll kill myself!O+m"S@!Mb&Z
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?p0T/b'UQBJ
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch you and your mates watch sport and serve the beers to you than go shopping. 8SV`5g/R(m~
9. Let's subscribe to the porn channels.\-l RsR:e!D
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girl friend?