How to reject guys - ZT
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> > > HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face y!@3^{+EG)pp
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> > > SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a
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> > > SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same
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> > > SHE: I must've been given your share. #IC A^ @;w2L
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> > > SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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> > > HE: Your face must turn a few heads. ?b!P2`8i G0L
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> > > HE: I think I could make you very happy.
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> > > HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? K o)| ^Z V:[
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> > > SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same 3G8t~%?`n d v4}
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> > > HE: Can I have your name?
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> > > SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
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> > > HE: Shall we go see a movie?
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> > > SHE: I've already seen it. S5z5T rR:i!@^e;Cj
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> > > HE: Where have you been all my life? LK$lh%t _ ]H!_8Y
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> > > SHE: Hiding from you.
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> > > SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. ;u4C g8x%M^
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> > > HE: So, what do you do for a living?
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> > > SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
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> > > HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? 8J_ ws2v ?;f
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> > > HE: Your body is like a temple.
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> > > SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
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> > > HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
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> > > SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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> > > HE: Where have you been all my life?
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> > > SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your
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HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out. > > >
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HE: I think I could make you very happy. > > >
SHE: Why? Are you leaving? )@A [1NM h/R
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觉得英文也可以说的这么牛 it seems LZ's english is very good07.gif woahhh usefull aayeee.. NBDBy w,W2CA
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LMAOOO~~ hehe There's more, I'll post them when i get hom ^-^ get outta here, you cant reject guys with dat!! 20.gif 20.gif { z:]1D[&n|,e1k4K
u know what, we can use that on the gals too! 39.gif you only use them on guys lame enough to use pick up lines.. its like SOOO last season man!
and if girls use those pick up lines... then you can too haha... but most girls don't need pick up lines.. just a nice body and a little cleavage. so funny....... footnotec9FN.qK};\ J
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* 'not for real-life usages' [quote]原帖由 [i]黑暗天使[/i] 于 2008-6-27 12:27 发表 [url=http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=2995126&ptid=78416][img]http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]6mQA)r7{} vH2R;e
you only use them on guys lame enough to use pick up lines.. its like SOOO last season man!5s_.?%QgJ b
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and if girls use those pick up lines... then you can too haha... but most girls don't need pick up lines. ... [/quote] M+X!Qr;?7f
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that's just rude...-pk6xo|*C0a,y}
i mean like only guys who use pick-up lines are prolly those really young boys who've like not slept for an entire night to work up the courage to ask the girl... and then if the girl does that it'll just like scar him for life and then he'll turn homosexual forever! haaaa................. is it that bad???
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