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﹎īναńсе 发表于 2008-5-15 00:46

a funny but meaningful story

A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able?,CC2rru1Qhb Q
to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got
y#^*H`O the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?''ps LR8ZO z s8Ut
replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked.dS\U*}#q#O
at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to
[7W1D4_N.@2q-bn!ncR reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
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the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly
Hlm {Z(w e2e spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.+O VrjCnW
Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
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﹎īναńсе 发表于 2008-5-15 00:47

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold
pP/i\c2dm:[2iC-i the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was
d;yuQ/ep lying there,a cow came by and shit on him. As the frozen bird lay@yAq#@8O_
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
-og ~0KV The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
ki&O9y4w/a/mO _ H3| happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the birdrU.WIzx-j(f)B-]!s7q`
singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
;g H#a/yD-N5f;~ discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him
t'XbF&T out and ate him.+T3o2v#i9N R9~
Morals of the story:
m&}0{4M-?\(s%OQ+^ 1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
#y M6m+P%`'[@%mk g 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
.woZJ#u$y/S:C 3. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

7451321 发表于 2008-5-15 00:48

看不懂~~ 惭愧啊  有没有人翻译==!

fanta 发表于 2008-5-15 01:35

楼上的好好学英文吧。。。
PHXt RA*{(p 小故事不错。。。谢谢lz哈

inexorable 发表于 2008-5-15 01:41

看过了
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Mine 发表于 2008-5-15 11:28

先顶.......再慢慢看

﹎īναńсе 发表于 2008-5-15 11:52

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楼上的好好学英文吧。。。
/{&s wH9K2E8e 小故事不错。。。谢谢lz哈 [/quote]TX4JB+X&w

nj%z5M'M 还有很多 每天看一个 不错.

jessica120 发表于 2008-5-15 12:14

有点儿意思。。。。。。。

xi_yolanda 发表于 2008-5-15 15:15

在哪兒阿看阿
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