a funny but meaningful story
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able?,CC2rru1QhbQto get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got
the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?''ps LR8ZO z s8Ut
replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked.dS\U*}#q#O
at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to
reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, Kc!haV(d
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly
spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.+O VrjCnW
Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there. A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold
the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was
lying there,a cow came by and shit on him. As the frozen bird lay@yAq#@8O_
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the birdr U.WIzx-j(f)B-]!s7q`
singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him