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nagisa 发表于 2008-5-6 20:56

Ask Dr. Phil & Nurse origin

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paul03 发表于 2008-5-6 21:18

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﹏.舞ˇ. 发表于 2008-5-6 22:05

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nagisa 发表于 2008-5-7 03:35

[quote]原帖由 [i]paul03[/i] 于 2008-5-6 20:18 发表 [url=http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=2933895&ptid=73992][img]http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
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[b][size=3][color=blue]Nurse origin:[/color] 关于第二个问题， 女生不停的摸头发可能是因为心里紧张或者在寻找话题。 作为男生的你， 这个时候就应该主动地开个头或说个冷笑话，创造点气氛。[/size][/b][b][size=3][color=red]Dr. Phil[/color]: 也有可能这个女生有头皮屑， 这样的话你就应该帮他买“海飞丝”。王力宏的人生也是“海飞丝”改变的[align=center][img]http://img.lady.tom.com/img/assets/200608/060814172955wanglihong060814.jpg[/img][/align][color=blue]origin:[/color] 好了吧？没事了吧？ 谢谢光临啊！！下次再来坐哦！[/size][/b]X4e{*j6V'i*Ng ]
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nagisa 发表于 2008-5-7 04:24

[quote]原帖由 [i]﹏.舞ˇ.[/i] 于 2008-5-6 21:05 发表 [url=http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=2933960&ptid=73992][img]http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
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这不是你的问题吧，小舞同志有什么想问 Dr. Phil 和Nurse origin?

nagisa 发表于 2008-5-7 18:44

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origin 发表于 2008-5-8 06:07

Free la......upup!!!

nagisa 发表于 2008-5-8 23:52

顶上去！！！

nagisa 发表于 2008-5-8 23:52

顶上去！！！

C.L. 发表于 2008-5-9 02:11

到底要问还是不问呢？问还是不问呢？到底要不要问呢？48.gif

origin 发表于 2008-5-9 04:35

问呢。。。我们在等你呀！！！

繁小城 发表于 2008-5-9 13:17

got a date on Sunday, after 7, she is a very quiet girl, where shall we go?

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-5-9 15:50

What is the best inflammatory compliment cascade precursor to block, in order to  decrease the chances of you getting cancer~ =P
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老子的微笑 发表于 2008-7-23 23:42

这帖太水了

无敌大鸟 发表于 2008-7-24 03:11

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KLi 发表于 2008-7-24 12:01

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I have been flirting with my secretary for almost a year, when would be the best time to take it into another level?
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nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 12:46

lol.... 居然被顶上来了。。。vQ v%RC.S$m/Kea

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繁小城 发表于 2008-7-24 12:47

romance at work place is definitely a no-no unless you thinking about quitting.

nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 12:48

繁总speaking from experience?

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 13:13

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黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 13:24

i doubt you'd get home before midnight tonight hehe... )g:t {+f^Wp
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bluesnow_t 发表于 2008-7-24 14:05

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nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 14:38

lol... maybe you should answer the questions for me lol...

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 14:39

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nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 14:43

lol.... i'll ask him for ya

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黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 14:45

up to you mate... no uniforms though 35.gif

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 14:45

new page!!

nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 14:46

[quote]原帖由 [i]黑暗天使[/i] 于 2008-7-24 13:39 发表 [url=http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3108497&ptid=73992][img]http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
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nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 14:47

you just like stole my thread......32.gif

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 14:48

did not! i just flipped a page hehe... your page needed help... it needed fire, and passion
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nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 14:51

don't lie...
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bluesnow_t 发表于 2008-7-24 14:52

。。。。　45.gif 。。。。。。　飘。。。。　过。。。。。

nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 14:53

你还飘啊！～～～
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黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 14:54

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nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 14:55

so like your definitely pinky and i'm Brain?

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 14:57

i'm the one doing the taking over.. and the finger tapping so i'm the brain.. duh!

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nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 15:00

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黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 15:03

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nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 15:06

s all good i like Brain....

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 15:12

Nark! hehe... JM,mm9m:e+u
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nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 15:39

sorry Pinky's just blonde... hahahaha

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 15:42

but he's blonde and cute.. right30.gif ... right30.gif ! RIGHT32.gif ?!

nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 15:59

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黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 16:12

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nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 16:15

哈哈。。。 开始学我说话啦？

黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 16:22

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黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 16:38

意思在就可以了吗。。 不用那么挑剔我的中文吧。。。 不好意思的 35.gif 35.gif

nagisa 发表于 2008-7-24 16:48

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黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-24 16:54

比我中文差的人32.gif 。。。 应该没有了吧。。。 50.gif

KLi 发表于 2008-7-24 22:06

[quote]原帖由 [i]nagisa[/i] 于 2008-7-24 11:46 发表 [url=http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3108329&ptid=73992][img]http://www.snowpear.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
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黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-25 16:05

不要watch啊。。。 要有问题问啊。。。 52.gif

迷失的娃娃 发表于 2008-7-25 16:22

我还没有问题，等有了再找你
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黑暗天使 发表于 2008-7-25 16:31

完全免费。。。 34.gif

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